The lead invesitgator into the Loch Ness Monster, Robert Rines is giving up his search for Nessie after reported hundreds of sonar contacts over 37 years. He says lately the trail has gone cold. According to reports "Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming."
He will return this year to look at several sonar "blips" on the bottom of Loch Ness which he thinks may be the remains of Nessie.
I am sure that both the Clinton and Obama camps will be releasing statements. They are I am sure distraught about Nessie's death, and are working on statements that express thier sorrow and at the same time blame George W. Bush and the GOP.
I will be checking the wires and other sources I have for anymore news from Imagination Land on tragic deaths. There is of course concern about the on going health of the Abominable Snowman or Yeti, after this tragic attack on Nessie by ManBearPig. Other concerns are about Santa Claus and his status on the North Pole.
The picture on the top left depicts Algore with a picture of ManBearPig.
"'I'm Cereal about this!!!"